Deconstructionalist Literary Diarrhea


HE-LLOO?!
May 3, 2009, 1:37 am
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Please forgive me for the lack of posts…I’ve been living.



Update
March 2, 2009, 8:52 pm
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A lot has been going on since the last time I updated.  I randomly stumbled upon my old livejournal that I started during my junior year of high school (i think) up until my freshman year of college.  Its crazy to see who I was and where my mindset had been at that time. Whats even crazier was that I documented it so rigoursly. I wish I could say the same for this, but I guess with time, you just become busier and busier.  Either that, or just totally over it. Anyway, a tantilzing blog is in order and I will be writing one in due time..

Watch out for it.

Mischa



I get shit done; I don’t attend meetings on getting shit done!
February 5, 2009, 8:21 am
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I had a very long day. A very long, a very productive, a very good day. Here is the rundown of events.

Wake up, get irritated because I didn’t wake up when I should have, got ready, left the house, went to the gas station, picked up one pack of marlboro 27s, matches and a medium sized cappuccino.  Took an adderall, went up Laurel Canyon, down Laurel Canyon, right on Sunset by 8:30, went to the WeHo Fire Dept., went to WeHo City Hall, made it to 944 by 10.  Parked in my VIP parking, emails, emails, emails, emails, emails, lunch at Primo with Wellen boys (www.wellensurf.com), emails, emails, emails, emails, emails, emails, emails, smoke breaks, emails, hanging out to avoid traffic, picked Jordan up, shrimp burrito at Rubios, phone with Dan, small corona, blog, sleep.

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Another reason why I love azns ^_^
January 28, 2009, 3:43 am
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The first ever Hello Kitty-themed maternity hospital has opened in Taiwan with the aim of easing the stress of childbirth with images of the popular cartoon character.

From blankets and birth certificates to cots and uniforms worn by staff, every aspect of the Hau Sheng Hospital in Yuanlin in central Taiwan is emblazoned with the feline motif.

Patients are welcomed to the 30-bed hospital by a statue of Hello Kitty dressed in a doctor’s uniform.

Then they will be greeted by the site of a pink elevator, complete with posters of the cartoon character on the wall.

And newborns get everything Hello Kitty but a set of whiskers, including pink or blue receiving blankets, nurses dressed in pink uniforms with cat-themed aprons, cot linen and room decor.

Hospital’s director Tsai Tsung-chi opened the £2m (T$100m) hospital in his hometown after obtaining authorisation from the fictitious cat’s Japanese parent company Sanrio Co Ltd.

The hospital claims to be the only medical institution of its kind which has been authorised by the company.

The director says he hopes the white, mouthless cat that is one of the world’s most recognisable characters will ease the pain and fear associated with childbirth and being admitted into hospital.

Hello Kitty Incubator

Hello Babies..Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Delivery Room

Other room

I don’t know about you, but I definitely want to give birth to my future children here. Its just too ridiculous and too awesome to pass up. Although, I find it totally hilarious that the director is claiming the objective is to make pregnant women and ill people smile more by having a themed hospital. 

Alright…a room full of Hello Kitty and pink would be the last place I’d want to be in if I were to be all jacked up from the meds they’re sure to give you.  It’ll be like a bad trip off of weird Hello Kitty hallucinogens. You’ve heard of K? Well now hear HK. haha oh my, I am a riot.

Also, Jordan brought up a good point when he said, “this is kinda morbid, but what if a baby is sick or dies, and its being taken across that cheery pink circus? i think it would tramatize a parent eveeen more than just the illness.”

Very true. I guess they should have considered Badtz Maru instead of Hello Kitty..since we all know he’s the best one of all!



944 has GAME
January 28, 2009, 3:06 am
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944 All Star Weekend

944 All Star Weekend

To all the playas, ballers, shot callers of the world, koin 944 magazine and W Scottsdale February 12-15, as we bring GAME back to town for the most anticipated sports weekend of the year. Get ready for four jam-packed days of action hosted by basketball great Amare Stoudemire, along with headlining performances from Grammy Award-winner Common and R&B singer Keri Hilson. We’ll even be transforming the banquet rooms into some of the hottest party scenes, sexiest fashion shows and satellite nightclubs from across the country. We’ve got it all covered — everything from exclusive parties on the Verizon Pool deck to V.I.P. events featuring internationally recognized DJs such as Jazzy Jeff, Irie and Vice. There will also be tons of other surprises that shouldn’t be missed.

Bring your best GAME face to the W Scottsdale for the weekend-long party.

THIS IS A TICKETED EVENT, YOU WILL NEED A TICKET TO ATTEND.
TICKETS AVAILABLE ONLINE STARTING THURSDAY, JANUARY 29, AT http://www.ticketmaster.com AND AT ALL TICKET MASTER OUTLETS. TO CHARGE TICKETS BY PHONE, CALL: 1-800-745-3000

Highlighted Features:

Thursday Night
All-Star Weekend Kick-Off hosted by Amare Stoudemire
Featuring DJ Vice, DJ Reach, DJ Ross One, and DJ OB One

Friday Night
DJ Jazzy Jeff, DJ Fashen and JD Webb

Saturday Night (Great Room)
Jacqui Swimwear Fashion Show with special guest MC Cedric the Entertainer
Moody Blues Fashion Show
Live Performance by Keri Hilson
DJ Solomon, JD Web, DJ Freestyle Steve

Saturday Night (Pool Side)
Live from the Verizon Pool Deck with Two-time Grammy Award-winner Common

Sunday Night
Live from the Verizon Pool Deck
Weekend Wrap-up with DJ Solomon and DJ Irie




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