Deconstructionalist Literary Diarrhea

Alright, so I guess its time to introduce myself. My name is HOV! H to the..oh wait, my name is Mischa. I’m 21 and live in Los Angeles. I came here when I was three from the Philippines. I used to want to be an architect, then I found out about how much math was involved (I LOATH math), and opted not to. I then wanted to be a corporate lawyer, but it was purely for the money and the fact I like to argue. Somewhere along the line I discovered I loved to write and party, so I decided that Journalism-PR would be most fitting as my major, and Debauchery would be my minor. I grew up on The Beatles and Dr. Dre. I am more aware of whats going on than most people realize. I love sushi, making it and devouring it. My parents are polar opposites, ergo. I really don’t know if anyone fully knows themselves since we’re constantly evolving — and I’d rather have it that way. I love people, just not all. I’m a walking contradiction. I love conversation, and don’t find the need to explain myself. Not always, but sometimes, what we want, is exactly what we need. I believe life is what you make of it, and if you want it, get it; easy as that. I’m courteous, but don’t always play nice. I love to learn. I’m fortunate enough to have traveled to many different countries, but there are even more to experience. I love cultures and people watching — its a good way to pass the time at coffee shops too. You can make me happy by getting me a no-sugar-added Vanilla Latte half the power from Coffee Bean. Driving and listening to music as loud as possible brings me to my happy place. I think its imperative to own up to everything you do and to never make excuses for who you are. One day I’ll pay someone to worry for me because Penny Lane was right when she said not to take it seriously, but as for now I’m fully self-sufficient and thats exactly what it should be. I ’suffer’ from low serotonin and constantly need to be stimulated. I’m ambitious, but love to sleep..even if its a lack of. I still believe in chivalry. I forgive but never forget. I believe its essential to keep the good times rollin’ and take advantage of what days offer–you never know what tomorrow brings. I also like to save drowning fish. I like to bite. I once saw a psychic in Venice who called me a lunatic; I think he may have been onto something. I’m a Cancer, but don’t possess so much of the characteristics they’re known for. I have a fixation for jeans and dislike wearing any shoe that requires laces. Music is everything. My friends are my family, my family are my friends. I’m all for growth, keeping it real and think life is too short to drink bad champagne.