Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Egg McMuffin, food, McDonalds, up too early, work
I’m at work right now since I switched shifts to be able to pick my dad up from LAX from his week long vacation in oh-so fabulous Syria. I hope he brought me back a hookah so I won’t have to pay an overpriced amount for some gnarly shit. But since I’m at work so f-ing early, I was able to indulge in one of the best breakfast meal possible: The Egg McMuffin.
Along with orange juice and a hash brown. Goodness. Is there anything more delicious than an Egg McMuffin in the morning? I think not.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: alcohol, drunk, love, mikal blue, music, tangier, valentines day
This holiday sucks. It should be renamed ‘Happy Advertisers Day!’ because we all know the truth about Valentines. Regardless…I’m at work right now and started at 9. Well I was supposed to start at 9, but came in at 9:15 due to traffic. Ah. The best thing about waking up early is getting an Egg McMuffin from McDonalds. I do believe an Egg McMuffin, hashbrown, coffee and orange juice makes the perfect start for the day. I rarely am up early enough to get the McDonald’s breakfast, so today was a treat. haha and I supposed tomorrow ill be too since I’m startinmg at 9 again.
But tonight I’ll be at the Mikal Blue show eating the Godiva chocolate I got. So if you guys have no clue as to what to do tonight, check out Mikal Blue performing at Tangier Restaurant in L.A. Show starts at 8 P.M. Classy restaurant and even better music. Come hither!
Tangiers is at 2138 Hillhurst Ave. Los Angeles, 90027. Its in the Los Feliz area so there you have it. $10 for admission and from 5:30-8 they have drink specials ($3 for domestic beers, cosmos and well drinks. $2 off all the other ones).
I choo choo choose you to get drunk and listen to great musicians do what they do best!
xoxoxoxomischa
Filed under: Uncategorized
Sorry I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been busy. Last week I went to Dirty Jeans fashion show in Downtown that rocked it. Open bar, runway show, art displays etc and a bunch of awesome people. You can’t go wrong. So we went to the afterparty, and I ended up going home at 7 A.M. Then the day after that was the Superbowl, so you can imagine how my day was preoccupied. Work is going well, but I’ve been uber tired. This weekend we went to The Edison and partied for Paula’s 21st. The Edison is a really awesome venue and embodied a 1920s speak easy. Very classy, very not Hollywood and had a great crowd. Definitely a place for someone not into the club scene, but still upholds the sophistication of a good club but isn’t one.
So thats how my time has been spent. Maya also came back from India and I was so excited to see her again! I just hung up the Tibetan prayer flags she got me.
Anyway. Again, I’m going to update this more often. Things have just been busy, but its time to do the damn thang again.
PEACEEEEEEEEEE
Filed under: awesome people | Tags: canada, ebay, mexico, monkey, one night stand, plane ride, selling the outfit he lost his virginity in, virgin, virginity
is that you seriously find the most random shit to buy and/or sell. This dude from Canada decided to sell off ‘the outfit that helped make him lose his virginity.’ Here’s the details accompanying the headline:
“Hi,
As you can see from this here picture, I am not a ladies man.. This picture was taken close to 2 years now since I have worn this.. I have been keeping it the suitcase hoping to get a chance to wear it again on a beach somewhere but that doesn’t seem to be as easy as it sounds. Something you should know of me, is I don’t have any swift games, slick words or tricks to get me the ladies in the bed.. I have a Dual Core Xeon notebook linked to a wireless router the has wireless A/B AND G and it give me access to the world wide women..DUH I know its world wide web, I’m not an idiot ok. I’m 27 and a half and I am not proud to say I am so close to being a virgin it’s not funny. I only had one awesome night of love making, and that is why I am here. No it’s not the monkey, that crap’s not cool man.. I am selling the outfit that helped me do the impossible, get laid.. wowzers.. Now its so long ago that the memories are getting fogged. Been almost 2 years… 2 long years.
The Main reason why I am selling is I hope my story will inspire you to help me get laid again for a second time. Maybe you remember how hard it was to get some the first time or life before the riches or before you went and got your hair done and boobies pumped up bigger or perhaps there is a virgin out there who needs a little help from above.. The help from above comes in the form of a Large T-Shirt, Size 34 Jeans, Size 10.5 Etnies, Washington Nationals New Era Hat, and a Element Belt..
I am selling this outfit as a whole for a couple of reasons. The Selfish reason, I want to go back to Mexico the place where it all started and last happened, You see this outfit, it is very near and dear to my heart, seeing that it was what I was wearing when I met Chantal (name spelled wrong to hide her identity). She was beautiful, and she came up to me.. I know, wow, who would go up to me right? thats what I was thinking, but she found it cool and cute that we had the same shoes (Etnies 10.5 cali-cut brown with orange E on the side) .. So I lifted up my glasses from my nose and giggled until Milk came out of my nose. I only drink alcholic beverages after 8 or birthdays… I call it Happy Boozeday..you can to..but besides it being embarrassing she found it cute..Luckily she had the game, because even I would have struck this one out.
We went back up to her place for some milk, no i’m joking again, it was sex on the beach’s, I know wow.. Can it be any more sexy???? It only took me 3 glasses, but she had to catch up to me, it was 11 for her.. I remember because I carved a tally chart into my leg to keep count.. I knew a sober me wouldn’t remember this, and with out a camera I needed to remember some how. So after she caught up, she crawled across the floor like a panther.. Roaring and clawing her way over to me.. she hit the table with her panther knee which I also found funny, but decided this was not the time to laugh. I pretended I was a tamer for Barnum and Bailey’s Circus. Its all I could think off when all I could really think of what was the best way to get this fine Element mans belt, looks like wood color off my Old Navy size 34 Ocean Blue Jeans.. So she finally is at the feet of my 10.5 size Cali-Cut Etnies with the Orange E on the side.
Looking up at me through her drunk eyes.. And she tells me to rip my Light Blue size Large Birdhouse t-shirt off (which I find cool because of its rasta colors). So I lifted it over my Red Washinton Nationals New Era Hat size 7 1/8 and through it on the bed, but kept the hat on.. yay baby GO NATS…, sounds like gonads doesn’t it.. well it did that night..
As you can see, I need some help or maybe some one out there needs my help? not sure, but all I know is Mexico is the country of where Dreams come true..And I need to get back.. So if you need some real cool nifty clothes and shoes then why not help me get back to Mexico?
Come on, I’ll suck your duck…kidding again, I dont suck ducks..
But honestly I will ship this anywhere in the dam galaxy if it helps me get some again, but the bidding will start with for the cost of the flight 255 bucks and every other dollar means more help in me looking like a big shot with the ladies..
You pay for my shipping to Mexico, and I will pay for the shipping of this.
Yours Truly,
Me.. “
Don’t you feel compelled to just buy it cuz you feel for the guy? This stud is selling his outfit for $255.00 and he takes paypal and money orders.
