are so annoying. i went to a party in echo park a few days ago, and it literally looked like Urban Outfitters and every thrift store on Melrose threw up on everyone there. Either that, or they dug into their mom’s (both boys and girls) time capsule filled with size 2 jeans and turquoise spandex from 1982.
i realized what’s so annoying about hipsters, is that they are the evolved emo kid i used to be so annoyed from back in the day too. They talk about shit they know NOTHING of, and its hilarious because you can see right through that. bitch, you can’t recite hemmingway if your life depended on it. And just because you googled some profound quote before you went to the party in an attempt to be interesting and “different,” well..it didn’t fucking work! We also watched a band called Not The Government. Could this party be anymore cliche? Well they were a good band, but get rid of that name. I bet some other band in middle of nowhere, arkansas has that exact name too.
anyway i could go on about these hipsters, but they’re mostly just posers who stopped listening to new found glory and found love in flight of the pandas or the as the elm swung or chaos on the alter or light switch book shelf, etc etc.
You know what I mean
-Mischa-
I love Hot Chip. I love this music video. I love that I’m going to see them at the Wiltern in September. I am ready for the floor.
I also love this movie:
I also love how I ran into the one on the left at the American Apparel store on Melrose yesterday (not wearing that outfit, fyi).
I love Los Angeles..it gives me my 90s street cred every other month. First Donkey Lips, now Pauly Shore. Oh how sweet life is. Oh yeah, and I was totally at some hipster party last night at Echo Park where it looked like urban outfitters and crossroads threw up on everyone. It should have been a Nylon Magazine spread. Damn those trendy, hipster chic, indie foolz with their fedoras and turquoise spandex. It was a fun party tho, fa sho!
Filed under: OWNED! | Tags: cameroon, english bulldog, funny, hilarious, internet scams, puppy scams, read this, scam
These are the updated emails going on with the people from Cameroon who are trying to con my ass. Not gonna happen foolzzzzz. It’s amusing, fo’realzzzz
Then, a different con artist named Traci sent me the same fucking email claiming to have two pups, Boby and Lisa, who also reside in Cameroon awaiting adoption! Coincidence? I think not!
What the hell is with this puppy scamming via Cameroon? Who seriously concocts and executes this idea?! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THESE DOGS?! They are seriously so cute. Its actually really funny though, I have to say. Honestly, I hope they’re looking over their shoulders right now thinking the UN will really come get them. What a horrible con to try to pull on someone..spineless hookers.
But I guess I’ll be looking into breeders now. I still want one!
Alright, so today I was obsessed with trying to find an English Bulldog for adoption and came across several ads supposedly ‘giving away’ pups. I emailed a few of those ads and soon realized that it was a complete scam. This is how it went:
Hello
Thanks for Contacting in regards to my male and female English Bulldog puppies which are still available,i just got two babies,male and
female called Boby and Lisa.There are well raised and potty trained,vet
checked,Health Guaranteed,playful with kids and other home pets,very
good companions and needs a lot of attention and love affection.They are
12 weeks old and really in need of very good homes.Before giving out my puppies to
any home i will need to know the following from you.
Are you from a Christian Home?
Have you any pet-care experience?
Where are you located?
Are you a breeder?
How old are you,are you married with kids and what do you do for a
living?
When are you ready for this puppies and Which of the sex do you want?
Sorry for all this Questions (i mean no offense) but just that i
really need a very loving home for this puppies.I am giving away this
puppies due to the fact that i am having a Research Program which i am
out.I will be transportation the puppies from St.Alberta Cameroon Island
which you will only pay the transportation fee of $175 which it will
take just 5-6 hours for the puppy to get to you.I am not out to make
money from them since they where just like my own children,my main
concern is to give them the best they ever want.
hope to read from you if this is okay with you lets proceed.
Stay Blessed
Hi there.
Thanks for getting back to me so promptly. I’m actually not of Christian faith anymore, but practice Paganism currently. We have vast pet experience with a farm full of animals ranging from chickens (for our Pagan rituals) to sea otters that inhabit the moat surrounding us. Coincidently enough, I’ll be in St. Alberta Cameroon doing business, so perhaps we can arrange a pick-up since that would be more logical. When will you be there? I am not a breeder, however, my love for dogs should make me one. I don’t believe in marriage and I definitely do not like children, but English Bulldogs and I get along fantastically. I don’t have a preference as to a boy or girl, so whichever you choose will be fine.
Preach the good word!
Regards,
M. Armada
Hello Honey!!!
I feel very happy reading from you with all the answers to my question proving a true love and care which awaits baby Boby and Lisa.I will be glad to see you are the true home for these puppies because i have been in search for a very loving home like yours for some time now.Having baby Boby and Lisa will be still fine,it will all depend on you when you are ready to have them and when you can transfer their transportation fee which it will totally cost you $175 for one OR $360 for both puppies to be transported and delivered at your house.They will come alongside with their Vet records and shots til date,playing toys,Food Menu,registered papers,a free crate,Health Certificate and all necessary items they are using.I will really love baby Boby and Lisa to go with you guys just as long as you guys can do things fast.Just take a look at Boby and Lisa and tell me how you feel about their photos okay..I will need your full in formations like FULL NAMES…??
HOUSE ADDRESS…?? CONTACT NUMBERS..??? NEAREST AIRPORT TO YOUR HOUSE ….??.I will use this informations and book a flight for the puppies but will only complete the flight arrangements only when payments are done so that i can pay for their flight to be activated which it will take just 5-6hrs for the puppies to be delivered at your doorsteps.
Thanks and God Bless
Did they even bother reading my email to them? PAGANS? SEA OTTERS? BUSINESS IN CAMEROON?! Who fucking goes to Cameroon for business? Where the fuck is Cameroon? HAHA totally ridiculous. Anyway, if you see these type of ads, DO NOT go for them. Its called fraud and you’re gonna be short on however much because you decided to listen to some hustlers getting the best of you all the way from western Africa. That was a great laugh tho, I must say.
If VH1 knew about my life, I would definitely win for Best Week Ever. Well, maybe not..but I really did have the best week ever.
Tuesday night I started my internship and did door at 944 for shore. Met lots of people, including Travis from Gym Class Heroes, had lots of fun. Afterward I went to Area for the after party and Nicole’s after party for her bday.
Wednesday I hungout with Shannon at our sentimental coffee shop known as Coffee Bean, and watched THE LAKERS DOMINATE THE UTAH JAZZ! Not in my house, bitchez!
Thursday my broski was stranded at school, picked him up. Afterward I went to Sunset to have my official interview at 944, but was fucking 15 minutes late because of traffic! HORRIBLE. Although I did get the internship and really want to do events and editorial. Later that night I had dinner with Jordy, Rob and Brian, and finally had a tour of UCLA (its only been two years). Afterward we proceeded to drink the random ass keg at Jordan’s apt, then went to The Abbey in WeHo with Cj to celebrate same sex marriage. Then I got really drunk at The Abbey and felt like a diabetic at a candy store with all these gorgeous men, and nothing I can do about it. Then we met some cool dudes, blah blah blah, went to Rage to dance, saw some action, ate a hot dog from the street vendor, some girl ate part of my hot dog, witnessed more action, went home and called it a night.
Friday went to work, left, went home. Later that night went to Crash Mansion LA and didn’t get shot. Watched the homie Sean Rex perform, Tyga, and Shwayze with Cisco Adler and DJ Skeet Skeet. Drank more. Raised a big tab and will enever go back to Crash Mansion. Afterward we went to The Standard Downtown to eat a late night dinner around 1:30 AM, then went home and celebrated the THE LAKERS GOING TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE!!!!!!
Saturday went shopping at Bev Center, sweated my ass off, drove around and around. I was too lazy to drive back in that direction since I went home to drop my stuff off, so I ended up not going to House of Cassette for the party. However, I did go to a valley party (cameo at the val party) with Dan, Adam, and Chids for a reunion special. Went to the…..most interesting party ever. I won’t even go into detail. Then we went to a bar, went back to the apt, smoked and watched Tila Tequila. I suggest everyone watch that show faded, its ridiculous! RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUS.
Sunday woke up, went to the mall to exchange shit, then went to Downtown to the W’s Flat Lounge where Lior was DJing. Again, was so fucking hot and really thirsty, took a bunch of pix with my new camera, partied, met all these random people, good times. Then we went to Moonshadows in Malibu, got hooked up with a table on the patio ($600 min to reserve it), free drinks, amazing raviolli, more free drinks. Nicole got really drunk so I had to drive her hoem around 10:30, went up Topanga Canyon, down to Woodland Hills, dropped her drunk ass off, went home, and watched Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade. Sickest movie ever. Then knocked the fuck out.
I HAD THE BEST WEEK EVER! AND THE HOTTEST WEEK EVER! BAJAYYYZUS!
