Deconstructionalist Literary Diarrhea

I have just something simler to ur letters ,thanks alot, plus i came across a person from africa and wanted to send me some puppies, i tols them a piece of my mind.

I thought this was a fishy email…. these people wanted to give me the pups before they got the answers to the questions, just as long as i paid
Email I Was Sent
Hello
these little loves are called Boby and Lisa.just some info about them,they are very playful,they loves to be held like a baby and gets along well with other dogs and pets.they loves attention,loves to curl up in my arms and just fall asleep. When
you look at them,they stares in your eyes,its really sweet.very
affectionate and loves to be the center of attention and knows they
are gorgeous and their confidence makes up for their size.they are 12 weeks old and will be coming with all necessary documents and a free crate.
They will also be coming with a one year congenital health guarantee.i am not a seller nor i am a breeder.i had a phone call yesterday from new Cameroon virgin island that my daughter had an
accident after school.so i came down here immediately.i took the puppies along cause there was no one back in the house to look after
them.but now,the situation is different.they cannot spend more days here.you can’t imagine that i hardly have a minute to care for them.my
daughter’s situation is so critical so the puppies are always looking very frustrated because i now ignore them and i feel too bad for
this.so i prefer to fly them back to the state than to allow them suffer here this much.so i just need any person who can take any of
or even both of these little loves back to the state and have them forever.at least i will get another puppy when i come back to the state.though i will really miss this honey.don’t worry about the transportation.they will be transported in a electronic-oxygenated
crate so their safety is 100% guarantee.permit me to ask this.do you often go on Vacations or business trips because they hate to be left alone.I will like to know more about you if you could please answer the below questions.

Have you any pet care experience…………….?
What do you do for a living………………………?
How old are you……………………………………?
Are you married with kids……………………….?
When eaxctly do you need the puppies……..?
which of the sex do you want………………….?
Where are you located………………………….?

All my family and i have ever offer these puppies from day one is love and that is what is making them grow very healthy and happy
and this is exactly all i want them to experience in their new home.so if you are sure of giving these lovely Babies a befitting happy
home,then i would be very much happy to let them go over to you… please email back to confirm to us if you are willing to give any of the puppies a good home.all I need from you is just to re_activate the flight back to US and the flight re-activation fee per puppy is $175 okay.
Thanks and waiting for you.

Thank you so much, I received an email from the same people. Cutest dog I have ever seen, came with everything, utd on shots, fixed etc. I googled it to make sure, and saw this. You saved me. Thanks so much[:

BIG SCAM!

Hello,
thanks for the mail.it will cost you $850 for lulu to be transported from here to your location,we are in St Alberta Western Hills Cameroon Island and we will be transporting him from here to your location and he will be taking a direct flight which will take about 6-7 hours ok,i was in California before i relocated to this area ,so let me know if every thing is ok by you

Hello,

I would love to have Lulu. but i have a few questions…what does the cost to ship him translate in US dollars? Where is it that you are located? You moved there from Michigan? If everything works out ok I would love to give lulu a home…the cost for everything would be the biggest component. Lulu is beutiful in the picture. Thanks again
Melissa

Hello ,
thanks for the mail.we are very happy you could answer the question,this shows the love and care you are willing to give lulu,we will be more than happy to give lulu to your family,his a good clam horse that will make a perfect friend to you and your family,i have once been in South Africa and we when riding and i feel in love with my friends friesian so i decided to have mind then i got lulu,he has been my friend all this while and we have been very happy living together ,giving him away really hurts but it is the best option i have here,i just relocated to this area to met my new husband and the nature of my job here is taking much of my time so i decided to give him to some one that will be willing and able to take good care of him,i have 2 daughters Cathy and Dora and a son who is just 7 years old Diland,they are also hurt but they do understand that it is the best option we have,we will love to give lulu to a family like yours which have had more experience although lulu can be raised by some one who have never had a horse in his or her life before because he has a calm temperament,we are in St Alberta Western Hills Cameroon Island near Limpopo ,i wish we could be that close so i will be able to come over all the time but i believe i will be able to visit some thing when i am in good health if you don’t mind,we are giving lulu out for free but you will be required to handle shipment and all paper work which will cost you 420€ for him to be shipped from here to your location, i will like you to get back to us if you have any questions ok.you can have a look at him and get back to us if you are willing to have him.
hope to read from you asap
Regards
Jessica L.

Hello Jessica,

Thanks for all the information about Lulu. Its it very nice to see someone who truly cares about where their horse ends up. I am located in Sebewaing Michigan. I work part time as a cashier at a grocery store and also take some online classes as a student, I’m 20 years old and have been showing & working with horse since I was about 12. I own two horses right now one is being trained and the other is retired and a pasture buddy for our younger one. I would like another horse to ride and possibly show. I help work with and exercise some horses at a horse farm close by and am learning how to train and work with my green horse along with others and hope to train more in the future when I have more experience with training. I have some experience caring for and working with young horses. The type of riding I ride and train is a form of classical dressage. Most of my free time goes to my horses that are very well cared for. I have no kids and live in a home out in the country by a small town . May I ask how much you are asking for Lulu and do you have any pictures?

Melissa

Hello,
thanks for contacting us regarding our lovely baby lulu ,lulu is pretty gelding with very long manes, He has a gorgeous shaped head! lulu comes out of a great blood and mother line!! lulu is basic ridden and driven and almost suitable for everyone!!he is also good with kids and other gelding around him,lulu is an honest and easy horse to handle,a child can be in his stable all the time with him,he is 5 year old and his height is 15.2, he is also good for waling and perfect to any one who has never breed or own a horse in his or her live,He has three super comfortable gaits that make him a pleasure to ride. Lulu is willing and quiet whether in the arena or out in the open. He is super on the trails alone or with others. He has been shown at both schooling and recognized dressage shows where he is quiet and dependable. He has also been used in lesson program. Lulu is ready to show 1st level and easily has the potential to do more. He is a wonderful horse for someone that wants to be competitive at the shows and also feel safe on the trails. He is a pleasure to work around, always happy to see you and easy to love. I am sadly selling him because I have health issues.Lulu is broken and has healthy legs before we give him to your family,we will like to know the below information about you if you don’t mind

Where are you located ???
What do you do for a living ???
Are you a breeder???
Do you have any experience with horses???
Do you have kids???

We are very sorry if we ask too much but you have to understand that lulu is like part of our family and giving him to another family really hurts but but doing this will be for his well been so we will like to make sure that he is happy where ever he goes.hope to read
from you soon
Jessica L.

OMG. Thank God I came across this article!!! Same thing with me, I have emailed the same lady Im sure, in Cameroon. At first I thought it was a typo. So after reading this, I wrote back a nasty letter and said to f off, and get a real job you scamming bitch. I hope no one falls for this, I almost did. Those puppies are so cute.

Now they are trying to give a friesian horse away. What made me suspicious is that I couln’d find cameroon island near Limber. Not even Limber, there’s nothing. They they got very weird and now that I have found this site I’m grateful to you all who posted your experiences because noe I won’t fall for it.

This is unbelievable. I literally just came across these people as I was inquiring about 2 english bulldog puppies. Their e-mails are almost identical to this, and their supposed “American” English is terrible. I had no idea where the heck Cameroon was, so I googled it, and this blog came up!! Thank you. It’s unbelievable how my e-mail asking about the dogs was replied with “We have chosen you to be the new owner of our dog Jennifer!”.