Filed under: awkward moments | Tags: awkward moments, beaches, bette midler, blockbuster, india, mark ronson, maya, talkative people
Last night I decided I had enough of the mass consumptions of Oxygen and Vh1 I had been taking in, so instead I went to Blockbuster to find some movies. One of the things I hate the most is running into people you haven’t seen in forever and looking like shit. Of course that happened last night, and out of all the people I had to run into, it just had to be that one girl in high school you barely knew, but for some reason she just loves to run her mouth, doesn’t get the clue when the convo is over, and thinks you guys are BFF.
Anyway, SHE talked for about 20ish minutes about taking a tour of Jessica Alba’s new house with the realtor who sold it to her (minus Jessica Alba, fyi) and about not being engaged and some other shit that I don’t remember. I just found it funny because I was waiting in line to ask one of the blockbuster dude’s a question, and was standing at least seven feet away from her, and she kept on going while I totally looked in a different direction.
“I’m rambling aren’t I? haha But ANYWAY, so her closet was HUGE. and I mean HUGE. oh my god, it was so weird.”
“Was she in there…?”
“No, but I mean, JESSICA ALBA!”
I wanted to seriously shank myself. To make things even more awkward, she asked what I was renting and of course I had in my possession the sappiest chick flick ever: “Beaches.” Yes, you heard that right..I had “Beaches.” So basically, I looked like shit, felt like shit, felt shittier seeing her and then she caught me with Beaches! Hahah but that movie is the shit, sonnnn. I also rented “Children of Men,” which was really good..Clive Owen is sickk.
I also got a pretty entertaining email from my friend Maya, who’s been traveling in India since September informing me that she’s still alive.
Subject: Where you be at dawg?
Dear Maya,
Are you alive?
Love,
Mischa
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show details 5:21 AM (13 hours ago)
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Hey Boo!
I am alive and kicking! I am currently in Cochin, which is way south in India. I am coming home Jan. 30, ugh I guess. Sorry I haven’t written in so long but honestly I’ve been way too stoned. I have been having the most amazing time here Misha. I won’t bother writing too much since I’m coming home soon but trust me, there will be stories. How are you and everything at home? I miss you lots and I can’t wait to roll a j and get In n Out with you. Take care of yourself missy an get ready because 2008 is the year of Maya turning 21!! Love you!
-Maya”
How tight are my friends? haha so there you have it. If you guys know Maya, she hasn’t been sold into the black market as a sex slave and will grace us with her presence in due time.
Oh yeah, and Mark Ronson is dead fucking sexy.
